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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

englishsnow:

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redscudery:

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

Pray the eh away

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

lambhoof:

feester:

lambhoof:

My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

I literally can’t even omg I just died

I literally can’t even omg I just died

tastefullyoffensive:

Men With Fabulous Flower Beards [boredpanda]

Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

thethirdnewestoriginal:

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

thethirdnewestoriginal:

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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ansgar-amergin:

mesovideo:

Stock photos are a gift to the internet

What in the actual fuck